Retired Teacher Grows Tired People Using His Pool Without Consent—So He Decides To Teach Them A Lesson, photo 6

When the police arrived, they found a very different scene than the one the neighbors described. They saw a calm, elderly man sitting on his porch and two hysterical people with neon hair.

“Officer,” Arthur said, handing over his logbook. “I am a retired chemistry teacher. I maintain this pool with professional rigor. As I told these neighbors yesterday—and I have the doorbell camera footage of me giving the warning—I was performing a heavy chemical ‘shock’ treatment. It is a standard maintenance procedure for high-alkalinity issues.”